I am co0kin turkey yo x
Dear Fanfic writers:

“Dub-con” that is really one character raping another and the one being assualted starts to like it? NOT COOL.

Being coerced into sex? Is non-con.

One character too drunk to fully consent? NON-CON

There’s nothing sexy about non-con

THERE IS EMMA FANFIC

EMMA SLASH FIC

AND EMMA OT3 FIC

WHY AM I SURPRISED???

notsodarling-:

jumblejo:

michelle-my-belle:

ok so…

this part always weirds me out/makes me laugh.

WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF HER, STEVE?

#don’t look at me like that. YOU WERE THINKING IT TOO!

I TOTALLY WAS THOUGH. I always figured that’s why she looked so embarrassed and he looked all awkward.

Oh god, I’m not even going to deny it. The thought crossed my mind.

 #I MEAN SERIOUSLY COME ON PEOPLE WHY ELSE

LOL 

I think they were going for “soldiers keep pictures of loved ones” thing and he was embarrassed because he probably got that picture from a file or news paper, but LOL

I still think movie!Steve is a virgin, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t enjoy some… alone time…

realian:

peepsickle:

Don’t mind me. Just drawing the stupidest things on the planet.
(EDIT: I spelled his name wrong…oh well fuck it idgaf)

omg arthur would so do that too

realian:

peepsickle:

Don’t mind me. Just drawing the stupidest things on the planet.

(EDIT: I spelled his name wrong…oh well fuck it idgaf)

omg arthur would so do that too

And So Here We Are

gracieeames-levine:

(originally posted in cherrybina’s fluff meme)

She’s lovely.

That’s the first thing Arthur thinks when he sees the pink-cheeked baby girl sleeping on Eames’ shoulder. The second thing he thinks, in response to the way Eames is looking at the squishy thing, is just as succinct, if not more profane: 

I am so fucked.

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THIS MANIP IS GIVING ME FEEEEEEELLLLIIIINNNNGGGGSSSSSS

THIS MANIP IS GIVING ME FEEEEEEELLLLIIIINNNNGGGGSSSSSS

File under: Things that are worrying…

From an author profile on fanfiction.net

As you’ve no doubt read, my stories contain discpline/spanking within them between fathers and sons or surrogate fathers/surrogate sons.



lolahardy:

tomhardysblackbry:

laketommyhardy:

-adashofformaldehyde:

madcowre:

Is this a serious question?

What she said. I’d even have an orgy with them all if I got the chance.

In all seriousness
Probably not. I am really shy so.
If anything, they should take me out to dinner and like a nice fun activity before I’d even consider doing THE most fun activity anyone can do in a bed.

I agree with Sarah. It would be super awkward to be like “HEY I know we just met 5 seconds ago but let’s fuck!” Unless you’re a slut, then that’s just normal for you I guess. 
Also idk… I like to know the people I’m sleeping with and have them know more about me than just what I’m like in bed. #kanyeshrug 

Well. I guess I’m a slut then because UH YEAH, how many times am I gonna get this chance? I’m not trying to marry the dude, so fuck it. ESPECIALLY if Mr. Tommy Hardy is all like “get on this.” I do not talk shit, if given the chance, oh yeah, totes. Who gives a fuck. iregretnothing.gif.

YES.
Also, can we NOT throw the word “slut” around like that?
Slut shaming is not cool. Just because YOU wouldn’t, doesn’t mean no one else should.

lolahardy:

tomhardysblackbry:

laketommyhardy:

-adashofformaldehyde:

madcowre:

Is this a serious question?

What she said. I’d even have an orgy with them all if I got the chance.

In all seriousness

Probably not. I am really shy so.

If anything, they should take me out to dinner and like a nice fun activity before I’d even consider doing THE most fun activity anyone can do in a bed.

I agree with Sarah. It would be super awkward to be like “HEY I know we just met 5 seconds ago but let’s fuck!” Unless you’re a slut, then that’s just normal for you I guess. 

Also idk… I like to know the people I’m sleeping with and have them know more about me than just what I’m like in bed. #kanyeshrug 

Well. I guess I’m a slut then because UH YEAH, how many times am I gonna get this chance? I’m not trying to marry the dude, so fuck it. ESPECIALLY if Mr. Tommy Hardy is all like “get on this.” I do not talk shit, if given the chance, oh yeah, totes. Who gives a fuck. iregretnothing.gif.

YES.

Also, can we NOT throw the word “slut” around like that?

Slut shaming is not cool. Just because YOU wouldn’t, doesn’t mean no one else should.

and the voting begins! quickly, send all the Inception fangirls that follow your tumblr to the to the MTV Movie Awards nominations! http://www.mtv.com/ontv/movieawards/2011/best-movie/

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